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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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What's the matter, Norman? You look as
if you've been polaxed.

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I'm going home.

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What? When?

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Tomorrow. Sister's just told me.

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You don't look very pleased about it.

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Well, it's a bit of a shock.

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I don't see why it should be a shock. I
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Norman. I don't see why not. You are.

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That's because I'm a serious case.

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Then you'd better tell Sister.

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Why? You're going out as well.

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What?

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But they can't discharge me. I'm a sick
man.

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I can't even look after myself. I can't
go back to an empty flat with nothing in

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the fridge.

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Oh, don't worry about it, Archie.
There's always meals on wheels.

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Meals on wheels?

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I can't survive on that. Besides, how
will they get it to me? I lift ten

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up. Perhaps they'll fly it in by
helicopter.

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No, they'll probably put it in the lift
and press your floor button, Archie. But

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it'll never keep warm.

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I can't survive on cold rice pudding.

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And supposing the lift breaks down,
there's ten flights of stairs and I

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got the strength back in my legs yet.
And there's this red -hot poker in my

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side. And what about my hypertension?

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What about your hypochondria?

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All right.

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I'm a hypochondriac. I've never denied
it, Figgis.

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But I'm a sick hypochondriac. That's the
difference.

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I can't live on the tenth floor.

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Well, never mind, Archie.

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Think of the view.

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Think of the view? What about my dizzy
spells?

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What about me? What about my mystery
virus? The sudden, dramatic increase in

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temperature. The main mysterious about
that, you stir your tea with a

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thermometer.

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I don't know what you two are moaning
about. You should be grateful you've got

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your health and strength back.

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I mean, it's no fun in here, is it?

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Sitting around all day reading, watching
television, playing cards, not being

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able to do anything for yourself, been
waiting on hand and foot.

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Have you two any idea what it's going to
be like for me in here when you're both

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gone? It's going to be dead miserable.

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I'm sorry, Vic, I didn't realise.

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That's all right, Norman.

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I wonder if he'll let me have this bed
by the window.

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Keep away from that bed, Vickis!

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I haven't gone yet.

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I'm going to have a word with that...

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so -called doctor.

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Something wrong, Glover?

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Oh, no, nothing wrong, Doctor. It's just
that Norman came into the ward with

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this preposterous rumour that I'm being
sent home tomorrow.

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And I wondered whether you could refute
it here and now.

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I'd love to, Glover, but it happens to
be true.

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Well,

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it can't be true.

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I'm a sick man. You can't send me home
to die.

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You're not going to die, Glover. We've
given you every test, every x -ray.

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There's only been one thing I've been
able to diagnose.

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What's that? Oh, come on, Doctor, you
can tell me. I can take it.

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Loneliness.

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Loneliness? But I'm a very popular
figure.

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I'm sure you are, Glover, but you seem
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within the walls of this hospital.

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Time you get out into the big wide world
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Same goes for you, Norman.

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But what about my mystery virus?

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The sudden increases in temperature.

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The sudden increases in temperature only
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mentioned.

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I'm afraid you can't treat this hospital
as a monastic retreat, Norman. You've

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got to get out there and face up to your
responsibilities.

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But, Mr. Thorne... I really must
protect... Brilliant, Doctor.

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My compliments. That was a brilliant
piece of analysis.

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I couldn't have put it better myself.

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What do you mean?

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Only that the doctor doesn't need x
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He has diagnosed you with devastating
accuracy.

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Obviously, your illnesses are
psychosomatic.

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Thank you, Figgis.

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That's all right, Doctor.

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Only if Glover is going out tomorrow, do
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window? Only I do like to look at the
flowers.

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Well, they won't be necessary. You'll be
able to see all the flowers you want

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where you're going.

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Oh, where's that?

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Out. You're going home tomorrow, too,
Figgis.

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Oh, Archie.

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Oh, good Lord.

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What's the matter?

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Oh, nothing.

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It's just that I've never seen you with
your clothes on before.

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It's quite a revelation.

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Yes, it's a nice bit of cloth, this.
Feel it.

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Surge. Straight from the loom, Archie.
Really? Yes, none of you off the peg

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rubbish. This was made to measure. Oh,
who for?

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Me.

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I've lost weight.

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Oh, look at the way it's hanging on me.

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I'm just...

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Kin and bone these days. I know how you
feel, Figgis.

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I'm as weak as a kitten.

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I don't know how I'm going to make it to
the bus stop. Bus stop?

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It'll be a major achievement if I get as
far as the lift.

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I only hope this hospital knows what
it's doing.

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At least they could have provided us
with an ambulance.

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I'm dreading those streets, Archie.
Well, we can't put it off forever, I

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suppose. Where's Norman? He's taking a
long time.

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Yes, probably struggling to do his
leathers, spiking his hair and pushing

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old safety pin through his nose.

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No, no, not Norman. He'll be wearing a
sports coat and flannel, you'll see.

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There you are. What did I tell you?

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Well, are we ready?

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Yes.

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We mustn't keep Mother waiting.

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Oh, Mother's not waiting. I didn't tell
her I was coming out. I didn't want any

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fuss.

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Fuss?

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Well, at least you're not going back to
an empty flat. Come on, Archie, it's not

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that bad. It'll soon be full of your
fashionable friends tucking into the

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and cheese and discussing the servant
problem.

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Well, to tell you the truth, Viggis, I
seem to have lost touch with most of my

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friends and that room's going to seem
rather quiet after this. Come on.

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Count your blessings, Archie. At least
you're not going back to a mother -in

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-law, four kids and a wife who can't
stand illness.

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There'll be no rest and recuperation
from me, and that's a fact.

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The dog sleeps on the bed all day, and
he hates being disturbed.

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If you move, he bites your legs.

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I'll probably be back in here with
distemper.

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So, it could be worse, old son. Well, if
you'd like some peace and quiet,

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Figgis, you know where to come.

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Yes, I'll remember that.

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Same goes for you, Norman.

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Do you want a place to stay?

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Yes.

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Thanks, Archie.

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You know what we should do?

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We should have a reunion.

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That's an idea, Norman. What, you mean
meet and talk about the old days? That's

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right, we could talk about our
operations.

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Let's face it, nobody else is going to
want to listen.

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When should we hold it?

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What about tonight?

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Why not?

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I know this little place, it has the
most marvellous food. We could just dump

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our cases and make a night of it.
Celebrate our freedom, tie one on.

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Yes, Norman.

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I like that. to see you're all so
cheerful.

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Cheerful? Us, Doctor?

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We've got nothing to be cheerful about.

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Of course you have. You look the picture
of health, Figgis. The picture of

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health? This suit was made to measure. I
didn't get it from Oxfam, you know.

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And I'm getting a temperature again,
Doctor.

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It's probably your thermal underwear,
Norman.

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Remember, you haven't worn clothes for
some time.

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You'll probably feel a bit strange for a
while. Now, have you got everything?

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Well, I was wondering whether I could
have a bottle of my painkillers, Doctor.

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Painkillers? Yes, you know, you know,
the little pink ones, the only thing

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stands between me and a sleepless night.

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They were placebos, Glover. I beg your
pardon?

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Placebos. Harmless sugar -coated pills.

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What? You mean I haven't even been
receiving the proper medication?

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No wonder I'm not well. Of course you
are well.

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How can I be well when all I've been
getting here is a few boiled sweets?

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I'm a thick man and you don't even care.

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Of course I care.

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I just want you to think positively.

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It's the only way to get better. But
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true.

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I care a great deal.

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Do you really mean that, Doctor?

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Yes, it is.

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And if there's anything I can do... You
couldn't get an ambulance for me, could

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you? Certainly not.

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Well, how about a wheelchair?

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You don't need a wheelchair. A walking
stick? No, please. All right, Doctor,

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win. Why don't you just give me your arm
as far as the lift?

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I will not give you my arm. It's time
you stood on your own feet.

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And I thought you cared.

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You can't wait to get rid of us. Now,
that's not true, Figus. I know we've had

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our differences, but I shall miss you.

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This may surprise you, but now that the
hour has come to say goodbye, I do so

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with a heavy heart.

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Take care of yourself, Figus.

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Norman.

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Lover.

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We'll never be quite the same again.

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It's no good. My feet are killing me.
I'll have to take my shoes off.

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No objections, I hope.

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No, but keep them under the table. It's
rather warm in here.

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Yes, I think I'm getting a temperature.

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That's the exertion. I said we should
have had an ambulance.

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I know.

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You're right, Figgis. I was jostled
several times waiting for the taxi. So

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I. There should be armbands for people
just out of hospital.

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You're right, Figgis, but you'd think
they could tell by my pallor that I'm

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well.

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I think I'll take my pullover off. No,
don't do that.

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Do not cast a clout, fellas. Stay out.

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You could be susceptible to the
slightest draft. Remember, you've been

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inside the equivalent of a plastic
bubble for weeks.

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You can't take any chances. Well,
perhaps we'll feel better once we've

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Yes, at least it won't be boiled fish
and semolina.

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Now, gentlemen.

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Oh, sorry about that. I took them off.

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Feet are swollen up.

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I'm just out of hospital.

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We all are.

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Sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you're
feeling better.

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With these feet? Just look at them.

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See, are they distended? It's the same
with the ants, like a bunch of bananas.

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Yes, sir. Perhaps you'd like to order.
Yes, I'd like to start with the avocado.

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Oh, no, I shall have to veto that,
Norman. What?

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The avocado is a powerful aphrodisiac.
It could prove fatal in your condition.

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I didn't know that. Oh, yes, you have to
keep the village maidens under lock and

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key during the harvest period.

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I suggest you have the soup. The soup's
very good here. Right, we'll have the

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soup.

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There's no sense in overloading our
stomachs first day out. Make sure

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got their little toasty bits floating in
it and a dash of cream and plenty of

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rolls and butter.

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Yes, sir. And for the main course?

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I suggest steak.

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I'd like steak. Good thinking. You can't
go wrong with a bit of steak. Make sure

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it's lean, no fat, lightly grilled,
because we've got to watch the

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carbohydrates. And vegetables?

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French -fried buttered parsnips and
cauliflower cheese.

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And I'd like roast potatoes. And a few
roast potatoes as well. Oh, you may as

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well throw in a few boiled ones while
you're at it. Could you ask chef to

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prepare an egg custard or a junket for
after, only one on an invalid diet?

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Yes, sir.

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And for the wine?

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Oh, we'll leave that to you. Perhaps
something to tempt the jaded palate.

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and under a fiver.

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Yes, sir.

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Ah, it's a nice place, this. Yes, I like
it, Figgis. It has this...

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discreet ambiance. You know, it's a
place where you can bring a lady.

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Yes, it's a real correspondence pub,
this.

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What do you mean, Pete?

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Well, he means it's quiet and secluded.

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You never meet anyone here that you
know.

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Are you dining tonight, Mr. Smith?

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Yes, thank you.

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H -A -P -P -Y.

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Happy, darling?

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Oh, yes, Gordon.

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Terribly. Are you... Divinely.

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I love this place.

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So away from all the chaos at the
hospital. You don't know what that

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Hilary. I thought you were looking more
relaxed.

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You're beginning to lose all those
little worry lines around your eyes.

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Perhaps that's because something rather
wonderful happened at the hospital

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today.

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I knew it.

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Selfless, Gordon.

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You never stop thinking about your
patient.

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What, never?

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Well, hardly ever.

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Darling.

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Would you like to order now, Mr. Smith?

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No, thank you, George. Not now. Later,
perhaps.

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Yes, sir.

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I do hate that, Gordon.

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What, darling? Calling yourself Mr.
Smith.

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It seems so...

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So do I, my sweet. But remember, we're
supposed to be at the Operatic Society

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rehearsal this evening.

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We have to be discreet.

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I know.

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It's just that we always seem to be
hiding.

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Don't throw bouquets at me.

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Don't tease my folks.

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as much as you do. But, you know,
doctors are expected to be pillars of

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They're not supposed to have feet of
clay.

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You don't regret it, Gordon.

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Darling, how can I regret the most
wonderful thing that's ever happened to

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I remember the first time I saw you.

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A crow.

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What's the matter, Gordon? Was I flat
again? No, I've just seen someone across

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crowded room, only it wasn't a stranger.

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Excuse me, Hillary, I'll be back in a
moment.

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Well, I must say, I'm beginning to feel
a bit better already.

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I wish I did. Oh, come on, Roy, enjoy
yourself. How can I enjoy myself with

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these feet?

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Well, I'm going to enjoy myself. Do you
know what I'm going to do?

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I'm going to have a jolly good meal, a
cigar, and then I'm going to find myself

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a woman. In that order? Yes.

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I should find the woman first if I were
you, Archie.

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After a good meal and a cigar, you may
not feel up to it.

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Have you any idea of the possible shock
to the system?

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Don't forget you've been on a strict
diet.

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But not for much longer, Figgis. Where
are you going to find a woman, Archie?

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I've already found one.

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Over there.

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She can't take her eyes off me. Oh, that
one. I thought she was looking at me.

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What are you talking about? You've been
looking at me.

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I'm no doubt intrigued by all the pain
and suffering in this face.

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What are you going to do, Fingers?

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Share your feet?

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No, I feel like we'll have to disappoint
her. I couldn't cross the room in my

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condition. Well, I can.

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And I'm going over.

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You can't do that. It's a reunion.

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Anyway, she won't speak to you. She'll
give you the elbow.

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We'll see about that. You're wasting
your time.

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Oh, there he goes again, destined for
more disappointment. He never learns.

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Excuse me.

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Do you mind if I sit down?

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Only I've just come out of hospital and
I've been advised not to stand.

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Of course.

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Do sit down. Poor man. Oh, thank you.
You're so kind.

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Only a momentary weakness, I'm afraid.
How fortunate that I was passing your

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table. I wonder whether you could...

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Hold my hand, only the room seems to be
going round in circles.

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Certainly.

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Would you like to put your head between
your knees?

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Not at the moment.

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My, what a slim, cool hand you have.

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I don't believe it. Now he's holding her
hand. I can't understand it. It seems

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to have cracked at last.

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She seems to like him.

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00:16:57,791 --> 00:17:01,209
Mind you, the light's not very good in
here. Where are you going?

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I think I'll ring Deidre. Oh, not you as
well. You must be mad in your

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condition. Well, I want to see her.

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00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,180
Do you? All I can say is it's a good
thing you didn't order the avocado.

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What are you doing here? We're having a
reunion.

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Reunion? But you only left today.

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Just a minute.

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00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:46,530
Does that mean that Figgis is in that
bar lurking, ready to strike? Yes.

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00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:49,160
We've just ordered a meal. What's it
like?

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00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,390
I don't know. I've never been here
before in my life.

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Ready to order now, Mr Smith?

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00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,600
No.

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You probably mistook me for someone
else.

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Are you waiting for your wife?

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00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:04,740
What?

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00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,810
You've met my wife, haven't you, Norman?
Yes.

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00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,920
No, I'm not waiting for her.

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No, I'm meeting a colleague, an elderly
professor of medicine.

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Have you finished with the phone? Yes, I
was just phoning up to find out what

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happened. Terribly absent -minded,
probably forgotten all about it.

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00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,970
Excuse me.

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Has it stopped going round yet?

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Do you mind if I have my hand back?

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00:18:36,731 --> 00:18:38,749
Oh, yes, of course. I'm sorry.

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00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,529
It's all right. It's just that I was
getting pins and needles.

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00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,510
I could have held your hand forever.

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00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,330
You shouldn't say that.

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00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:46,730
Do you believe in fate?

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00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:49,869
I think it was fate that brought me to
this table. No, please, you don't

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00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:51,550
understand. You see, I'm not alone.

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00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:52,860
What?

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00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:53,980
Not alone?

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Of course.

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00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:59,830
I should have realised a beautiful woman
like you is never alone.

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00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,990
Well, forgive me for intruding.

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00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:07,120
I'll just go back to my empty flat and
attempt a little light dusting.

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00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,220
Oh, you're not married then?

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00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:16,599
No, I always valued my freedom too much,
I suppose. But since I've been under

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00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:22,319
the knife, I feel differently. But all
my friends have deserted me and my whole

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00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,560
life seems wasted.

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00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,540
It isn't wasted, you silly boy.

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00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,980
There's still time to pick up the peep
if you're too young.

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00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,270
Still young?

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00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:35,799
Yes, I suppose you're right. It's just
that I can't face the thought of going

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back to that empty flat and all those
kippers that I left in the fridge.

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00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:46,260
Still, I mustn't burden you with my
problems. I didn't mind.

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00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,220
Perhaps we'll meet again.

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00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,740
Oh, I do hope so.

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00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,530
How did you get on?

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00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:01,500
She's with someone. I told you it was a
waste of time. A waste of time?

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00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,949
I'm in love.

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00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,330
This is not happening again.

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00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:08,160
Let's go and eat. Eat? I couldn't touch
a morsel. But we've ordered.

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00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,620
Uh, Fig, do you mind if I don't stay for
the meal?

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00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,050
Why? Where are you going?

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00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,670
Tangiers. What, tonight?

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00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:18,289
No, but soon. I rang Deidre. We're not
getting married. We've decided to cash

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00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:21,550
our premium bonds and see the world.
She's waiting for me now.

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00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:25,249
But Tan... Angiers, Norman. What about
your mystery virus? Not to mention your

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00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,589
prickly heat. Oh, I don't care about my
prickly heat. Well, it's a fine reunion

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00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:31,689
this is turning out to be, isn't it?
Archie's in love, you're going to see

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00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,910
world, and I've got dropsy. Dropsy?

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00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,950
There's no other explanation.

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00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:38,870
I'm filling up with water.

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00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,990
I thought it was brown ale.

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00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:46,369
It's no joke, Archie. I'm swell enough
because osmosis has no longer taken

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place.

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00:20:47,421 --> 00:20:50,489
Osmosis? I thought that was in plants.
And animals too, Norman.

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00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:53,629
It's obvious that my capillary vessels
are ceasing to function and there's no

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way I can eat my way through three
steaks, chips and cauliflower cheese.

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00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,010
I'm in need of medical attention.

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00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:00,540
Well, Thorpe's here.

400
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:02,870
What? Why didn't you say so before?

401
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:06,250
It must be Providence. Where is he? I
must find him.

402
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,790
We are leaving, Hilary. Get your coat.

403
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,120
But we haven't eaten.

404
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:13,740
There's no time. We'll leave by separate
doors and meet in the car park.

405
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,810
Is it your wife? It's worth it
because... Hello, Doctor.

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00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:19,140
Oh, no.

407
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:23,150
First the good, then the bad, now
finally the ugly.

408
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:26,960
I'm sorry to disturb you. I know how
much you need your leisure.

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00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,120
Yes. Have you met my wife?

410
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,660
Yes, several times. Yes. Well, this is
her sister, Hillary.

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00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,819
How do you do? I'm sorry to intrude, but
I wanted the doctor to have a look at

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00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,639
my foot.

413
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,690
Certainly not.

414
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,580
I think I've got drops, you doctor.

415
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:45,520
The water's rising up me leg. I'm
sinking fast like the Titanic.

416
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:48,379
What's going to happen when it reaches
the boiler room?

417
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,620
Fingers! Goo!

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00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:54,559
away. But go on, can't you help him? No,
Hilary, the idea of looking at his foot

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00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,340
is quite repellent. But doctor... Don't
call me doctor.

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00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,080
Oh, I'm sorry.

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00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,900
Excuse me for living.

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00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,939
Only I was living under the impression
that the National Health Service

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00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,990
to the people.

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00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,500
Apparently I was wrong.

425
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,820
I never thought I'd be refused medical
attention.

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00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,450
I just hope you can live with this,
that's all.

427
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,460
Would you like to order, Mr Smith?

428
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:23,320
No, we are leaving. Come, Hillary.

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00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,280
But, Gordon, you're a doctor.

430
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,290
My name's Smith.

431
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:29,060
Norman, she's leaving.

432
00:22:29,061 --> 00:22:31,439
The woman I love is going out of my life
forever.

433
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,490
What am I going to do?

434
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,970
There's only one thing you can do.
Faint. What?

435
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:36,920
Faint. You've always been good at that.

436
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,600
Oh, yes, thank you, Norman.

437
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:42,760
Where's your sense of vacation? Never
mind that. Let's go.

438
00:23:02,711 --> 00:23:04,379
What are you doing?

439
00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:06,700
I'm going to take this poor man home.

440
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,520
Oh, have you got your own car?

441
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,270
Yes.

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00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:12,700
149, March Court.

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00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:37,850
inside. Have a look around.

444
00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:41,360
And if we see something we don't like,
we're going to snip it off.

445
00:23:42,510 --> 00:23:44,690
Norman, what are you doing here?

446
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:45,929
I'm visiting.

447
00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:46,929
Visiting whom?

448
00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:47,980
Figgy. What?

449
00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:51,310
I gave strict instructions he was not to
be readmitted.

450
00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:56,910
What happened?

451
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,910
Forgot to tie me laces up, Doctor. Fell
down the steps.

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00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,110
Compound fracture, three places.

453
00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:03,330
Tibia and fibula.

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00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,110
Held together with a metal pin.

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00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,199
And there's a danger of infection.

456
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,740
No, no, no, I can't eat anymore.

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00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,240
Welcome to Jack the Ripper Ward.

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00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,740
Do you want to see something really
horrible?

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